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Hell in A HandbasketWe've all heard the saying "Hell in a handbasket",
WARNING: Before you read any further, if you value your intelligence like I do, don't read on. This is the drabble and insanity that reeks my mind at 12 at night when I get a craving for peanut butter and jelly. Yeah, I got the idea as I was in the kitchen. I realize I get some good ideas late, late at night. Ok, moving on, this may make you, I don't know, crazy, or if you're like me, hardly affect you because your already crazy. This is a pretty long warning. Hope this makes ya laugh. WARNING OVER.
So, as I was standing in my kitchen, I was thinking about this really funny movie I had watched yesterday. It's called "City Island". Check it out. Yeah, there was a part where a ton of secrets came out for the family all at one moment. And I was thinking how it all went to hell in a handbasket.
So, if you go to hell in a handbasket, what kind is it? I mean, what kind of handbasket. You wouldn't wanna go in one of those really plain ones li
LatreuophobiaI wash off sick-sweet orange lipstick in front of a mirror as dusty as gothic romances. It tastes like oblivion, that is to say, like nothing my tongue can detect.
The door opens with a creak no private restroom could emulate. Some chick with blue bobbed hair and smeared eyeliner. I looked like that once. Ten years ago.
Getting the beer out of my hair is harder. Some men just can't take it when I'd rather they not kiss my feet or call me an angel or-
“Dayum girl, you look like a goddess.”
I gulp, taste of acid.
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